When life gives you leaks, sell tickets!
Riya’s kitchen was cursed. No matter how many plumbers she called, how many wrenches she bought, and how many YouTube tutorials she watched, that leak just kept coming back like a sitcom character who overstayed their welcome. One morning, staring at the slow, rhythmic drip from her ceiling, Riya had a stroke of genius.
“Why fight it when I can profit from it?” she thought. The idea? Charge people $1 to see her “Exclusive Private-Owned Mini Waterfall… in Slow Motion!”
One-Liner: “Turns out all you need to make millions is a leaky pipe and a clever sign.”
The Genius Plan
Riya put up a bright, homemade sign just outside her door. It read, “See the World’s Slowest, Most Relaxing Waterfall for Just $1.” Her friends laughed, her neighbors rolled their eyes, and her mom asked if she was okay. But Riya’s confidence was unshaken. Would people pay to see a glorified drip?
Spoiler Alert: They absolutely would. Because who can resist a good sign?
Caption: “Step right up, folks! Witness water move slower than your Monday morning!”
Fun Fact: In the U.S., people have paid $1,000 for a selfie with an “authentic” bagel. So… a slow waterfall? That’s a steal.