I forgot how razorblades work
They say men wearing beards look more serious.
I used to have a beard, so I guess I used to be a serious guy. Now I don’t have a beard, so I’m less serious than I used to.
I wore my dear beard for half a dozen years. A beard means regular washing, oiling, combing and trimming. Oh, and removing crumbs or sauce after every meal and even snot that got stuck in my mustache after blowing my nose.
What did you think, that beards don’t get messy???
Many people asked me this question.
My boss even hated me for growing a beard.
I’d never tried anything bold for my looks before. I got curious, and I let it grow.
Everybody said that my beard made me look more mature than I actually was. That it even adds a few extra years to my age and I look like I’m approaching forty.
Hmm, maybe. But hey, some guys actually like to hear this, don’t they?
A killer body, a nice beard, a few gray hairs, every woman dreams about meeting this alpha male (not the case here).